By the power invested in me by the great Lil’ B, I now pronounce you dank as fuck. You may blaze the bride.

princessdidemi:

If you honestly signed that “destroy all cishets” petition, I have no respect for you.

You are why the amount of signatures had to be raised; because people were abusing the petition system for stupid shit like this. You are why petitions for legitimate causes have failed to reach their goal, because the limit had to be raised because assholes like you abused the system.

I hope you’re fucking proud of yourself.

(via bonniibelle)

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

(via glubaldomination)

(Source: kirono, via fall-out-boi)

i-effed-it-all-up:

there are some fan theories that u read and are like holy shit that is spot on and then there are others that u read and are like “do u even watch the show”

(Source: cosimaniehaus11, via despairing-touko)

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music

update: she has called the neighbor over to help her

okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing

okay final update: im grounded

(via glubaldomination)

shinycaterpie:

The battle background for this route looks really amazing.

shinycaterpie:

The battle background for this route looks really amazing.

(via klefkis-fairy-lock)

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via despairing-touko)

drakefanclub:

this is so important

(Source: vinesnow, via dumbpost)

psych2go:

submitted by iseethroughrosecoloredglasses. 

(Source: jumboburrito, via fall-out-boi)